We are a team of developers with real-world experience in C++ and ActionScript. Our lead developer is an established virtual currency expert, having led the Virtual Currency Department at Zynga for 6 years. Together, we are Bitcoin MOAR.

We're heartbroken to see the Bitcoin community reduced to petty lies in this years-long debate. We believe we have hit the right formula for a compromise that would allow Bitcoin to flourish for years to come. But first, some background:

Satoshi's greatest accomplishment is Blockchain, a technology that facilitates what he called Deregulation By Obfuscation (see whitepaper). The idea is simple: Blockchain uses cryptography tricks that no one understands, so that regulators get bored and give up, allowing people to buy Amazon gift cards online with a 1.5{88c91daedd271a990a10650c05d769cae2765e0603edf30ca95f18704e5748e8} discount. As anyone who read the whitepaper clearly understands, it's imperative that we do everything in our power to protect this god-given right to buy gift cards online with marginal discounts, instantly and with (virtually) no fees.

Recently, members of a group called Borgstream Core were banned from Amazon due to using too many gift cards which they bought at a small discount using Blockchain. In their loss, they lost sight of the true meaning of Bitcoin, and came out with ridiculous theories about cryptography being somehow meaningful in all of this, while the whitepaper clearly states that cryptography is only used to confuse regulators. We've known for years that as long as SHA-256 keeps confusing regulators, there's no need to upgrade the cryptography in Bitcoin. As far as we know, it is going to confuse them for many years to come.

On the other side of Blockchain, we have people like Gavin, Roger, and Jihan, who are very smart but unfortunately still thinking inside the box. Why have an unlimited block size, when you can have no blocks at all?

Our brilliant revelation was, that the only thing that could confuse regulators more than Blockchain with unlimited blocks, is Blockchain with no blocks. Which is why we're releasing today Bitcoin MOAR – powered by Emergent Blockchain.

When the next retargeting period starts, we will release the Bitcoin MOAR Sheet on Google Docs, which is a soft-fork of the current Bitcoin chain. We will list everyone's balances, and anyone can read them. If you want write access as well, send us your old Bitcoin private key, and we'll give you write access using Google Docs Blockchain Identity Platform. At that point, you'll have been fully upgraded to Bitcoin MOAR, and to prevent replay attacks, we'll use your private keys to spend all your UTXOs on the old chain.

In order to maintain the Deregulation by Obfuscation properties of Nakamoto Consensus, we'll employ Emergent Blockchain to emerge a new blockchain once a day, secured by BITMAIN, synced with all the data from the Bitcoin MOAR Sheet. For this service they'll be allowed to give themselves any amount of bitcoins they'd like, once in every 10 minutes. But don't worry, they want Bitcoin MOAR to succeed, so they won't take more than they need.

Stakeholders in Bitcoin MOAR do not need to try and sync Emergent Blockchain to their own servers, because it's only there to confuse regulators. Therefore exchanges and other Bitcoin MOAR services shouldn't care about the block size and various storage, processing and bandwidth requirements, because as far as they're concerned, there are no blocks. They can use industry standard Google Blockchain APIs to read and write to the spreadsheet, with minimal overhead, and (virtually) no fees.

In order to upgrade to Bitcoin MOAR, all you need is a Google Docs account. Our current node counts show that 98{88c91daedd271a990a10650c05d769cae2765e0603edf30ca95f18704e5748e8} of the Emergent Economic Majority is already using Google Docs, so happily we can already activate. Get ready for MOAR!